[ DNA. And here he'd been thinking this was about keeping the place clean - but it's a good point, to be fair.
He slides off the end of the couch to seat himself on the floor; it's way easier to clean off a floor than upholstery. (He knows way more about cleaning up gross messes than he'd like to.) He's still making more of a mess, but that comes next. Someone left the first aid kit on the coffee table, so he reaches over and catches the corner so he can drag it into better reach. ]
I guess a place like this would totally go Big Brother on us, huh.
[ And people thought the twenty-first century was bad. ]
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He slides off the end of the couch to seat himself on the floor; it's way easier to clean off a floor than upholstery. (He knows way more about cleaning up gross messes than he'd like to.) He's still making more of a mess, but that comes next. Someone left the first aid kit on the coffee table, so he reaches over and catches the corner so he can drag it into better reach. ]
I guess a place like this would totally go Big Brother on us, huh.
[ And people thought the twenty-first century was bad. ]