You literally threatened my life! Seriously, are you seriously telling me to just move on from that? [ His eyes bug out and he scoffs dramatically. This is ridiculous! Nothing more ridiculous has ever happened to anyone in the history of ever. ] And, you know, you were a total jerk to me even before that. [ She was mean, she hurt his delicate feefees and his fragile ego. How dare she. ]

Okay, so what I'm hearing here is that you just want me to "get over it." [ With air quotes. ]