[ The pups squabble amongst themselves, one bites one's tail, the other bites back, they chase each other around their mother's legs. She barks at them both, batting at them when they're dumb enough to get in the way of her front paws as they pad heavily closer to where they're sitting on the couch. Stopping to poke at the coffee table, at the items on the table. ]

Some of them even light themselves on fire. Others just like... well, they're called Barf Skags. I think you can guess that one.