[ He's a fifteen-year-old boy, gross is just part of the package. ]

It's...surprisingly okay.

[ He gives the bottle an almost disbelieving look. Everything else has been all wrong, but this is only...kind of wrong? ]

Tastes kind of like sriracha, but there's this weird note of...something, I don't know what. It's kinda out of place. Funky aftertaste. But it could pass for sriracha if you squint really hard.