All the "training" I got was Rocket shooting at me for a few hours and telling me not to die.
[ Although that at least seemed to help somewhat, because he sure didn't get shot when he took on babby's first space armada.
The offer does get a double-take from him. Because...yeah, Bruce looks like some kind of corporate suit whose idea of a pitched battle is people raising their voices in the boardroom. Does he really know this stuff?
On the other hand, he doesn't feel like he's lying, and Sam's gotten preternaturally good at sniffing that out lately.
And hey, the dude is built like a brick shithouse. ]
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[ Although that at least seemed to help somewhat, because he sure didn't get shot when he took on babby's first space armada.
The offer does get a double-take from him. Because...yeah, Bruce looks like some kind of corporate suit whose idea of a pitched battle is people raising their voices in the boardroom. Does he really know this stuff?
On the other hand, he doesn't feel like he's lying, and Sam's gotten preternaturally good at sniffing that out lately.
And hey, the dude is built like a brick shithouse. ]
You serious about that?