It wasn't that absurd for me, but...eh, I let bygones be bygones. It does sound pretty stupid, though, you're right.

[He almost died.]

[But that's fine. He'll wave it off, like he always does.]

I'm nothing but the best person to go to for terrible advice. You know, like that little demon on your shoulder that tells you to do things you really want to do but are too afraid to? That's totally me.