So, you're the type of wizard who can actually make a rabbit appear from a hat.

[Cool, cool! Man, he's finding out so much about the universe through this whole hivemind thing. He takes Lupin's hand without a pause, giving it a nice firm shake.]

Nice to meet you, Lupin. The name's Nathaniel Horn, though you could just call me "Nate", or "buddy", or "why are you the most infuriating person I've ever met". I've heard them all.