[And he winks. Because he's shameless and you shouldn't have said it in such a way, now he's going to be ten times as insufferable.]
Okay, well, I'll go first! Let's see...[He pauses, looking around the room.] Probably need to move some stuff out of the way. I won't get to my full size, because I don't want to be cramped, but I hardly want to be making a mess of your room. [A beat.] Unless you want me to, of course.
[Insert the smuggest little smirk in the whole wide world.]
waggles eyebrows
[And he winks. Because he's shameless and you shouldn't have said it in such a way, now he's going to be ten times as insufferable.]
Okay, well, I'll go first! Let's see...[He pauses, looking around the room.] Probably need to move some stuff out of the way. I won't get to my full size, because I don't want to be cramped, but I hardly want to be making a mess of your room. [A beat.] Unless you want me to, of course.
[Insert the smuggest little smirk in the whole wide world.]