i thought bad things only happened to good people

[inflori]

CHARACTERS: Conchita | unfavoured and Shitbaby | inflori
WHERE: Subspace, where else
WHEN: lol what are timelines
SUMMARY: time to shit on each other
WARNINGS: all of them.

[ It's shocking, but true: Petre doesn't spend every single second playing Bout It Out, or screaming at people he doesn't like. Sometimes he goes out to have some real fun with real things, spending serious cash at the fancy shopping center, or spending a little less cash when he goes to the very welcoming Subspace. The only reason he considers it welcoming is because several people know him by now; they consider his occasional sharp fangs and black eyes amazing bodymods, and can't get enough of how much of an unrepentant asshole he is (with a mean right-hook to match).

One of his favorite things about Concordia so far? All the food he gets to try. (that includes people AHEM) Today's edition has him walking around a dodgy street-market-like place. It's everything you'd expect it to be: full of steam, strange and appetizing new smells, vendors pushing on samples to passers-by. He tries every one, of course. Sometimes he's daring enough to just pluck something off the counter and be yelled at until he runs off, until he just bumps into a booth with... what are those? Worms? Worm-fish? Alien-worm-fish? Whatever they are, they're still alive, and apparently that's how you're supposed to eat them. The vendors warn that they're extremely hot by nature, and you're not supposed to have more than one a day, unless you want you get violently ill.

Naturally, Petre buys ten.

And off he goes, popping one into his mouth every now and then, eating each Alien-worm-fish off a plastic box in three chewy bites. Sometimes he even hums lightheartedly while he does it. They're not nearly as hot as he thought they would be (but then he's like, made of fire). Still delicious tho. ]