[Shepard catches that, the image of a good little housewife and can barely choke the laughter back into something that doesn't bend her body, doesn't seem obvious from the outside. Never have the endless rounds of skyllian five served her better-- but there's no hiding the laugh mind-to-mind. Holy shit, can you imagine?]
(I'm not a matrimonial expert or anything, but I don't think any of that housekeeping stuff would work out for me, personally. Except maybe the sex parts.)
[She's fairly confident that she could handle five men at once. Aftger all, you can do a surprising amount of doubling-up, when it comes down to the mechanics of the thing.]
(So, new host. I'm Commander Shepard. You enjoying the planet, so far? I assume you have a name-- Oh yeah, you're the one who went after Damon, earlier.)
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( I'm not a matrimonial expert or anything, but I don't think any of that housekeeping stuff would work out for me, personally. Except maybe the sex parts. )
[She's fairly confident that she could handle five men at once. Aftger all, you can do a surprising amount of doubling-up, when it comes down to the mechanics of the thing.]
( So, new host. I'm Commander Shepard. You enjoying the planet, so far? I assume you have a name-- Oh yeah, you're the one who went after Damon, earlier. )