mental link; info share - goo results

[sistershoggoth]

( Kay, so. I conscripted a bunch of jackasses to give away jars of Annie goo to, uh, everybody. And then I spied on everyone. Now you know my heinous secret, my titty slime can watch you in the shower. )

[ You're welcome. Isn't it always such a pleasure when she speaks. ]

( You wanna tap in to me and get all I got, do it, otherwise here's the highlights:

CARPATHANS: Sketchy as fuck. They've got this one in a veil hiding in the tents, doesn't want anybody knowing she's here. Was talking about debts and new friends. Also somehow they're paying debts with blood. Bitch incurring the debts is somebody named Casiria. Need somebody to get on that, find out who it is and who their new friends are, why they're bleeding each other over it.

MERADANS: Are clearly idiots. They drank me. Fuck them.

DESCENDANTS: These guys are decent. Accepted our gift in the spirit it was given, blah blah blah. The 'mistress' thinks that participation in these events counts more than success. So, everybody get your butts out there and give it a shot even if you suck balls. I'll do it too, you can laugh at my failure if it fuckin' makes you feel better. Just sign up and get out there.

SECONDS: Watched one of these little wizard-lets get his work on, I don't know what it all means. This might be one you wanna watch outta my head. )

[ Okay? OKAY? She's made her report, does she get an A++ in spying now? She's silent for a moment before adding peevishly, ]

( Also. Sorry for flipping out the other day. I do that. I warned you. Sorry not sorry. )

Comments

[earthborn]

( You don't need slime for that. )

[Top five weirdest alien shit Shepard's had to deal with, certainly. Top three, maybe. Nicely done, Annie, that's super gross and weird. But she wouldn't be Shepard if she didn't take it in stride.]

( So, the question is how do we get a bunch of idiots who'd eat unidentified slime to the front of the pack? )

[sistershoggoth]

( If they can be bullied into eating slime, how could is possibly be to peer pressure them into, I DON'T KNOW, anything. )

[earthborn]

( You're the one who went to a girl's school, not me. )

[Though in all honesty, there's not exactly a dearth of peer pressure in Shepard's chosen profession either.]

( Seems to me that they're the LEAST likely to be the other side of the larger conflict, is all. Besides, they might be stupid, but they're also the only ones that actually put effort into trying to figure out what "mysterious fluid my rivals gifted me" was, so... They got my vote. )

[sistershoggoth]

( That's fair, cuz you didn't have to suffer their flippin' digestive tract. )

[ HUFF. ]

( Who knows, maybe giving it to the jazz band wasn't the most politically high profile guys to gift it to. )

[earthborn]

( We don't have to win this scratch-card, we just have to not lose. Would you be up for taking another shot at it, better target? I'm with you on "Not The Carpathans" but... )

[Gold star, A++ spying, see me after class winky-face, ect. Shepard's tired of this job. Sometimes the only reward for patience is that it keeps getting tested.]

( It's not like anyone else is bringing home a lot of actionable intel, here. )

[sistershoggoth]

( Main question: can we push our luck with handing out more of these jars? Yeah, it makes me puke, but the only way I'm gonna get any better is to keep trying it. )

[ ON THAT NOTE THOUGH: ]

( Fuckin' Carpathans shady as shit! )

[earthborn]

( We've got some engineers with us... we could try fabricating something less obviously a jar full of goo. Does that trick work with smaller amounts? Because I'm just not hearing a whole lot of better options, is all. )

[Sometimes, you just have to suffer for your cause. The consolation is that the Symbiote is unlikely to do anything that would cause Annie permanent damage.]

( Yeah, they're a little over the top, huh? )

[sistershoggoth]

( It'll work, might limit my field of vision and hearing though. It was all kind of fucked up and woozy as it was at the jar size. )

[ But she is proud of herself, that she's able to do fucking something with this disgusting shit... ]

( Maybe they're just dramatic, doesn't make them the baddies, but I sure as shit want to know for sure. )

[earthborn]

( Talk to Pidge and see what you two can do. Maybe run a couple of tests for clarity before you put it in action-- It sounded like you got a pretty good position with at least a couple of those drops. We just need to figure out how to do better for targets.

You think we could roll some under their tents or... something less about people? Now that they have the jars, would they think anything of seeing one inside their perimeter? )

[sistershoggoth]

( Am I allowed to talk to tiny-twat or is the super intense bitch gonna get up my cooch again? )

[ .....words. Words. Such words. ]

( And I think the things look fuckin' innocuous, unless these dicks have telepathy they're not telling us about. And I don't think they do, otherwise they'd have noticed those jars and smashed the shit out of them when I was making them vibrate with my fuckin' brain waves. )

[earthborn]

( Most people have names, Annie. It's easier to know what you're talking about if you use them. )

[sistershoggoth]

( Wow, don't police my language! I don't know all their names. )

[ Because she doesn't care enough to learn them 8( ]

[earthborn]

( Really? Really??? )

[sistershoggoth]

( Yes really, don’t be a bitch. What’re you gonna do about it, make me run flashcards? Fuck. )

[shiro2hero]

(... Wait. Drank you?)

(Do I want to know?)

[sistershoggoth]

( Fuckin' DRANK ME. I have sacrificed myself to alien digestive tracts TWICE NOW. When is it someone else's turn?! )

[shiro2hero]

(Annie... what are you talking about?)

[sistershoggoth]

( I'm talking about spying! Spying so good that they drank my fuckin' spy cam! That's how innocent that shit looked: they tried to eat it. )

[shiro2hero]

(How does someone drink a spy camera?)

[sistershoggoth]

( When it looks like jello! )

[shiro2hero]

(Okay.)

(You have spy cameras that... look like jello. Moving on.)

(Is there any way to know when this veiled person is around that you could tell?)

[sistershoggoth]

( I know which tent I saw her in, because it's where the jar of jello is. )

[shiro2hero]

[Why is it always jello. Why.]

(Which one? How long was she there for?)

[sistershoggoth]

( A while! Because she and the manlier Rabo had to like bleed him to pay off the other bitch's debts. Casiria. I don't know which one that is. )

[shiro2hero]

(Could you tell if it was someone here? Or if they were sending it somewhere?)