It sounds like what you need is a blowjob, but whatever.

[ A fuckin' story, are you joking Gildor... She laces her hands behind her head. ]

It's a religious thing. They made us study that kind of crap just like everything else, mostly so we'd be better at manipulating situations if we ever ran across the fuckin' religious types.

[ Most of what they learned was so they would be better at manipulating others. If nothing else, at least Sparrows recognized that manipulation was just as important as outright violence. ]