Well, that's— you're putting me on the spot here, I mean...

[ Mmmmmm, the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. He makes a few vague, uncomfortable hand motions accompanied by noncommittal noises as he thinks. ]

I have feelings about everything... like, every day. All the time. Uh, I'm counting that as one. I have feelings about you insulting me! That's two, and don't say you didn't insult me, it counts. Uh... three, I have bad feelings about the whole hivemind business. Four, I care about how I'm probably gonna get hate-crimed at some point here. And five, uh...

[ He trails off. ]

I care about my hair.