Ha, no, very funny, no.

[ He grins, but his eyes say seriously, don't, I swear to god. Just in case. He's endured too much head trauma already. Any more, and he won't have any brain cells left. ]

I'd totally be up for it [ no he wouldn't ] but I don't want to damage the tech, you know? Then it'd be this whole thing... nah, I'll just. Find some markers or something, go to town on my face.