[ He's pretty sure the context of "you both play music so you'd probably get along" wasn't taking into account that his answer for the next question tends to be a big off-putter and all -
But being hooked into everyone's head via alien brainslug makes lying pretty pointless, so he's adopted a much more straightforward policy than he did back home. If people are going to decide they want nothing to do with him (which is, he expects, the sensible response that any normal person ought to have), then it's better to just get it over with and not waste their time. ]
(...I used to be an assassin.)
[ Used to! He is not so big on the killing people thing these days.
Not that he thinks it makes him any less of a garbage excuse for a human being who can never atone for his sins, but look, he's not going to try and kill anybody here right now, for what that's worth? ]
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[ He's pretty sure the context of "you both play music so you'd probably get along" wasn't taking into account that his answer for the next question tends to be a big off-putter and all -
But being hooked into everyone's head via alien brainslug makes lying pretty pointless, so he's adopted a much more straightforward policy than he did back home. If people are going to decide they want nothing to do with him (which is, he expects, the sensible response that any normal person ought to have), then it's better to just get it over with and not waste their time. ]
( ...I used to be an assassin. )
[ Used to! He is not so big on the killing people thing these days.
Not that he thinks it makes him any less of a garbage excuse for a human being who can never atone for his sins, but look, he's not going to try and kill anybody here right now, for what that's worth? ]