CHARACTERS: Taako and literally everyone
WHERE: The Station
WHEN: DAY 049
SUMMARY: There's no television on the Station, but there's something better— which means it's time to cook
WARNINGS: Extreme deliciousness

I: [MENTAL LINK] Testing, testing...

[It's a mental broadcast that hits first, a wavelength ping that's sent out across the station from one particularly cozy little corner, far away from any centralized hustle and bustle. A livewire shot to the brain.] (Tired of sitting around looking for cool shit to do? Hungry for adventure and spice? Look no further mis amigos! Back in action after an intergalactic sabbatical, coming to you live from a couple hallways down, it's time for Sizzle it up with Taako!

What is Sizzle it up with Taako, you might ask? Well, let me make it easy for you:

It's a fiesta for your soul. It's a sanctuary for your senses. It is— hands down— the only thing worth doing out here in the middle of Hivemind Central.)

[After a beat, Taako manages to pull off the mental version of clearing his throat, adding:]

(Miss it and you're dead to me.)

( put them against either ear. )