but why doe (closed)

[inflori]

CHARACTERS: Petre and Pidge
WHERE: Rec wing!
WHEN: backdated to 006.............
SUMMARY: Pidge is like, you ain't shit, Petre is like, I'm all the shit, I'll show you!!!!!!, a poem.
WARNINGS: Petre swears a lot and he's an idiot too



[ What is it with all the girls around this place? Always, like, picking at him and shit. Never mind that his conversation with Pidge had actually been pretty cool, it just takes a comment or two to make Petre's back arch like a hissing cat. #petty is what he's all about, and now he's determined to prove he's the coolest guy she'll ever meet. Ever!

He's not yet sure what he's gonna do to prove it, but it'll come to him. ]

Hey! Are you there? Better not be pulling none of that invisible shit on me.

Comments

[greentech]

Can't you just eat normal food that doesn't involve you crunching some guy's face off?

[ She is very uncomfortable with this situation. She's had to sorta kill people before, but she's never eaten anyone. ]

[inflori]

I can, but not forever. I, like, literally need it every once in a while.

[ See, she could totally sorta kill people and let Petre finish the job. They'd be the best team forever and ever and ever ]

[greentech]

[ N... o? ]

That's horrible. Why does it have to be a person?

[inflori]

What, like you're a vegetarian or something?

[greentech]

No, but animals aren't people!

[ Why is it always her? ]

Don't tell me you're going to start arguing about that!

[inflori]

What about people who keep animals as pets. That's a rude thing to say.

[greentech]

You're a rude thing to say.

[ Teenage slap fight commencing. ]

[inflori]

What? That doesn't even make sense.

[ all their threads in gif from ]

[greentech]

It makes as much sense as anything you usually say.

[ Accurate. ]

[inflori]

I make sense all the time.