but why doe (closed)

[inflori]

CHARACTERS: Petre and Pidge
WHERE: Rec wing!
WHEN: backdated to 006.............
SUMMARY: Pidge is like, you ain't shit, Petre is like, I'm all the shit, I'll show you!!!!!!, a poem.
WARNINGS: Petre swears a lot and he's an idiot too



[ What is it with all the girls around this place? Always, like, picking at him and shit. Never mind that his conversation with Pidge had actually been pretty cool, it just takes a comment or two to make Petre's back arch like a hissing cat. #petty is what he's all about, and now he's determined to prove he's the coolest guy she'll ever meet. Ever!

He's not yet sure what he's gonna do to prove it, but it'll come to him. ]

Hey! Are you there? Better not be pulling none of that invisible shit on me.

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[inflori]

Oh, come on. There wasn't any proof that fucking aliens existed where I came from, now look at this shit.

[ He gestures around, peeved that she'd question something that's so obvious to his own existence. Of course Satan exists - he's spoken to Her, he exists because of Her. ]

Why would I eat your face? Do you wanna see more stuff or not?

[greentech]

[ He has a point, not that Katie really wants to admit it. She sighs and rolls her eyes, arms folding across her chest. ]

Fine, fine. Show me already!

[inflori]

[ Being a couple of huffy teenagers looks like it's going to be a theme between them, prompting Petre to roll his eyes briefly and straighten out his t-shirt before continuing. ]

I guess since you mentioned me eating and shit...

[ He opens his mouth wide, and his eyes go completely oil-black before his teeth all grow into fangs, animal-like and grotesque. It's a short-lived moment. Wouldn't want to freak her out more than necessary (or would you). ]

[greentech]

Whoa-!

[ That's freaky as heck. Pidge jerks back in surprise. Of all the possibilites she'd considered, that hadn't been one of them. She stares at him, wide-eyed. That was something else. She's seen people change, but that had gone from zero to one hundred real damn fast. ]

What the quiznak? What kind of people do you eat?

[inflori]

[ Her shock hits him hard when it manifests initially, but once it softens into actual words, Petre returns to being his usual self. ]

Is there a difference--?

[greentech]

Maybe I'm just curious. I mean, you've got fangs. Do you just - dislocate your jaw like some sort of horrible snake and swallow people or what?

[ She is oddly fascinated with this idea. ]

[inflori]

What? Of course not.

[ So obvious!!11 ]

I just crush their bones and shit. Most of it's easy to chew anyway. Fleshy.

[greentech]

Your jaws don't look nearly strong enough for that, but I'll take your word for it.

[ This isn't honestly the weirdest conversation she's ever had. Yay? ]

[inflori]

Are you sure? I could show it to you.

[ Double dare you, Katie. ]

[greentech]

What are you going to do? Bite through a metal bar or something?

[ Flat. She's not sure she wants to see him at anything. Or anyone. ]

[inflori]

Uh - no. If I'm gonna show you I can crush bones I'm gonna do it with actual bones.

[ :) ]

[greentech]

Uh-

[ Pidge narrows her eyes. ]

I really hope you're not going to bite anyone I know. Or anyone.

[inflori]

[ Lids lazy, brows arched: ]

Or what.

[greentech]

I'll stop you.

[ Simple as that. She sounds pretty determined about it. ]

You can't just eat people.

[inflori]

I can, I just won't.

[ He's a show-off. Mostly bark, but also a lot of bite??

For the following moment, he stares at her like it's still a dare. After that lasts a couple more seconds, he smiles, and then - ]

Relax. I wouldn't do that to anybody here.

[greentech]

[ Katie stares right back, frown deepening. She's not really sure what to make of Petre anymore. He seems to have way too much fun with the thought of actually hurting people. ]

You'd better not.

[inflori]

[ Imagine how much fun he has when he's actually hurting them. ]

Relax. Ugh, you're all so uptight.

[greentech]

What? No! I'm not going to relax about you eating someone or hurting them just because you feel like it!

[inflori]

Yeah, well, how about when I need it?

[greentech]

Can't you just eat normal food that doesn't involve you crunching some guy's face off?

[ She is very uncomfortable with this situation. She's had to sorta kill people before, but she's never eaten anyone. ]

[inflori]

I can, but not forever. I, like, literally need it every once in a while.

[ See, she could totally sorta kill people and let Petre finish the job. They'd be the best team forever and ever and ever ]

[greentech]

[ N... o? ]

That's horrible. Why does it have to be a person?

[inflori]

What, like you're a vegetarian or something?

[greentech]

No, but animals aren't people!

[ Why is it always her? ]

Don't tell me you're going to start arguing about that!

[inflori]

What about people who keep animals as pets. That's a rude thing to say.

[greentech]

You're a rude thing to say.

[ Teenage slap fight commencing. ]

[inflori]

What? That doesn't even make sense.

[ all their threads in gif from ]

[greentech]

It makes as much sense as anything you usually say.

[ Accurate. ]

[inflori]

I make sense all the time.